Life!

So I'm 22 as of a few days ago.
And ever the Gemini I seem to be losing my mind!
I don't believe in zodiac crap, the current ones aren't even accurate to the "originals" so fuck it.
I originally started this blog to creep an old, hilarious teacher of mine from back in the day and I'm still working up the courage to send him a message. I don't know why he would even vaguely remember me aside from some issues I had with assignments and not handing them in. I sure was cute.
My main point though was a stab with a rusty blade in the general direction of the gay community in calgary. By community I of course mean pack of rabid, blood thirsty hyena's that are nothing like actual hyena's because at least THEY live by some kind of vague code of honor. It's interesting, I find a lot of people who aren't that aware of what goes on in these sort of scenes throw around a lot of admiration for my people who don't succumb to teen suicide. I guess some of us really deserve that admiration, but the majority do not. Trust me on this one. I'm nearly convinced that most of us make it through those years by SELLING OUR SOULS TO THE FIRST TWO-BIT DEMON THAT COMES ALONG!!!
That or we're biologically predisposed to be sex crazed morons who seem to be incapable of any kind of deep thought that surpasses varying clothing materials and brand names.
And wtf do you honestly think I wanted to know that you LOST COUNT WITH THE PEOPLE YOU'VE SLEPT WITH IN THE 40'S, AND YOU'RE ONLY 20 YEARS OLD?!?!? HONESTLY!!! That right there almost had me kicking your ass out of my house, but noooo! For some reason I have to tolerate that kind of douchebaggery, and nooo for some reason I have to give you the benefit of the doubt and maybe when you said yes to being exclusive you actually meant it and maybe you actually want to change and maybe maybe maybe GETS YOU JACK AND SHIT AND JACK JUST LEFT TOWN.
Point being calgary is full of whores and mongoloids, and one over-analytical bordering on mentally unstable norwegian scottish mix of rage and over-active thyroids named Josh.

And on a side note I'm pretty positive all religion is a psychological coping phenomenon manifested by humanity AGES ago so we could deal with the universe and not GO COMPLETELY INSANE FROM THE MASS AMOUNTS OF CRAZY SHIT OUT THERE. Therefor I deny the existence of the three main monotheistic judeochristianislamic gods and praise thor and fenris for at least being badass and interesting to read about as opposed to adam and even and their inbred offspring.

And on another side note i'm usually much more coherent, but today is a raging cunt day. That's right I dropped the c-word you cunty craptastic cuntchinchillacunt.