Adult Settings!?

Not that anyone reads this, but I put the adult settings beastie on mostly because I'm disgustingly vulgar. Irvine Welsh is awesome and the freckly blood of the Scots runs through these veins so the word cunt doesn't make me shit myself every time it slips out of my mouth.
Never, EVER say it in front of your mum or ladies you don't know. Or the elderly or small children who aren't in coma's.
Everyone should read a few stories by Irvine, kids these days would refer to him as pretty fucking sick if they had the stomach to read phonetic Scottish writing. Not that all of his stuff is like that, ah dinnae kin ya wee-cunt.
Last post was insane.
Relationships are lame and the current one is nose-diving.
People need to stop having kids and start saving polar bears or just give up on the whole living on the earth thing!
Our brains are big enough to crack atoms and obliterate entire cities but not big enough to learn how to get along. Go figure.
And a live action dragon ball z AND a live action Zelda movie are clearly two more infallible reasons as to why no god exists.
Ah well, there's no way those bastards will be able to butcher hilarious house of frightenstein, my last bastion of child-hood television love!